Jerry Springer moments in your game

I was going to post this on the officials, though it's currently down for maintenance at the moment so I'll post it here (and there later, lol). Have you had stuff happen in your game that you think would belong on Jerry Springer? If so then what?

As for me the two most prominent situations would be these:

- Liam O'Dourke's son, Liam Jr., got married to a sim named Latrice and had three children with her. He, however, also had 16+ illegitimate children with over 10 women both married and single. I would also like to state that he was a politician (governor/vice president) and thus ironically suits the stereotype... He also banged a good number of men as well. But that's not all! Latrice had a daughter from a previous relationship, Brandi. Both Latrice and Brandi got knocked up by Dustin Langerak and had a child each. Brandi ended up marrying Dustin's son, Parker, and had a child with him. Liam Jr. may have also had a child with Iliana Langerak, Dustin's wife. If Kaylynn had become an adult, then he may have also had a child with her as well.

- I recently started a new game with Liam Sr. and Lia, his girlfriend. They ended up getting married and had a daughter, Kathleen. After that I noticed that Chuck Norris stuff was featured on ModTheSims, and I couldn't resist downloading it. So what ended up happening was that Lia got knocked up by Chuck Norris. I had Chuck drink the anti-age potion and he is therefore now immortal. I'm making it a kind of curse for Liam's descendants: Whoever the heir is of each generation will get knocked up by Chuck Norris--even if they're male...as nothing is impossible for Chuck Norris...as he is a god among sims.

Haven't played in about a week (game isn't even installed right now). but I thought this fit:

I had to find out what the Jerry Springer Show is first... but right now I feel like most of my sims should be on it

Lol, my game sounds sooo boring compared to that! Makes me want to spice things up a bit